I apologize in advance to my Catholic Friends...I'm using this as a test to see if I'll receive any email notifications since my main blog The Library Cat (with a different email address) is having problems sending me notifications. This is politically incorrect but funny.Changes in the Catholic Church
I KNEW IT,
I KNEW IT!
I JUST KNEW THIS WAS COMING....
German born Pope makes changes....
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| | Posted by Catman at 10:41 PM - | |
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A
frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is
Patricia Whack.
"Miss
Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a
holiday."
Patty
looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his
name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger,
his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he
knows the bank manager.
Patty
explains that he will need to secure the loan
with some collateral.
The
frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a
tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall,
bright pink and perfectly
formed.
Very
confused, Patty explains that she'll have to
consult with the bank manager and disappears
into a back office.
She
finds the manager and says, "There's a frog
called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to
know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he
wants to use this as collateral."
She
holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what
in the world is this?"
(folks,
you're gonna luv this)
The
bank manager looks back at her and
says...
"It's
a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan,
His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're
singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you
are........)Never
take life too seriously! Come on now, you
grinned, I know you did!!!
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